Stephen Colbert in the Obama Scandal Booth.
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Posted on May 22, 2013 at 1:16 AM- person: wanna hear a funny story?
- me: no
- person: *tells story anyway*
How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
this is one of my favourite posts
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Posted on May 22, 2013 at 1:00 AMlamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
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Posted on May 22, 2013 at 12:56 AMwhy the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
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Posted on May 22, 2013 at 12:54 AMtruth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
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Posted on May 22, 2013 at 12:45 AMwhen you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
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Posted on May 22, 2013 at 12:45 AM
