sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert in the Obama Scandal Booth. 

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• person: wanna hear a funny story?
• me: no
• person: *tells story anyway*

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teaseuntilyoubeg:

weirdsynthnoises:

urqtgf:

How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed

this is one of my favourite posts 

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scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

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Pick a Prince: Roger Radcliffe

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chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

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snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

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